It's 2:10am on Thursday morning. I normally don't go to bed until about 3 and I normally don't fall asleep until about 6, because I like to watch a Woody Allen movie or a few episodes of The Muppets before I sleep, and then I get overstimulated so I can't sleep. Tonight I'm staying up under different circumstances. Here's how the next few hours will unfold.
- 1:30am - ? Send Liz Colin Farrell Sex Tape via msn
- 4am Take a shower
- 4:45am Parents escort me to the airport
- 5am Check in
- 7am Board a plane headed to Toronto
- 9:45am Board another plane to the future. That future being Hong Kong
- FRIDAY 2:30pm Arrive in Hong Kong
- Later that evening Attend bondage-themed bachelorette party
My biggest fear about going to HK is that I'll feel like I'm in the future. And I will be. I depart Toronto at 9:45 am Thursday morning and 16 hours later it's 2:30pm Friday afternoon? If that's not stepping into the future, I don't know what is...
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