Thursday, March 29, 2007

No More (See What I Wanna See)

Is anyone else getting bored of blogging?

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

They Say It's Wonderful (Annie Get Your Gun)

I blogged about this a few months ago, just before I decided to start dating myself, but I'll say it again because the feelings are back. I'm lonely. I'm ready to be in a relationship. I see so many great people in great relationships and I can't seem to ever meet anyone that I like who likes me. It's always the other way around. I can have any guy (or fag hag) in town as long as I'm not attracted to them. That's not fair. It's kind of depressing. It may also be my fault since I never really put myself out there. I always tell my lovelorn friends that when they stop looking for love it'll find them. And I'm always right about them. I haven't been looking at all. Why hasn't it found me yet?! I'M NOT LOOKING! FIND ME! LOVE?! I flirted with a hot black guy a couple of weeks ago, so I guess that's progress.

I'm so longing for that perfect companion that it's hard for me to watch good tv shows because I end up falling in love with the characters. I watched two seasons of Entourage and fell in love with Vincent Chase. Watching the show was unbearable because I could not stop imagining him gazing at me with his beautiful green eyes, kissing me with those lovely lips that form a winning smile, and running my hands all over his perfectly average naked body. Then I moved on to Tales Of The City and fell hard for the recast Michael in the second part of the miniseries. With his dark curly hair, piercing blue eyes, honest smile and gorgeous hairy chest... I was checking out the actor's bio and found out he lives in Montreal, but when I read that he's from Ottawa my heart went a-flutter. Is that weird? I just started Grey's Anatomy season one and am trying not to kill myself over McDreamy. And don't get me started on all the Sex And The City guys, especially Steve.

I think I may need to meet real people.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Hard To Be A Prince (Rags)

Not attractive. Older than me but under thirty. Shorter than me. Not anyone I'd take out in public or have meet my friends. Calls me "bro" and "dude" which I hate and point out everytime. Text messages me all the time. MSN Messengers me everytime I unblock him. Always asks me out. Always rejected. Is persistent. Is so into me for some reason. Takes my abuse with a grain of salt. Smiles, laughs it off. I'm not very nice to him and never apologize. Touches me the way I love to be touched. Has chapped lips. Respects my boundaries. Inflates my ego.

Monday, March 12, 2007

The Cell Phone Song (Brownstone)

Hey Skinny

For some off reason, I thought of u today, wanted to say hello


What's up bro


Typical : )

We should

We should what?

Lol, we should chill, u know u want to:))

Even if I did, I already have plans for tonight.

Oh, well, my loss skinny



Its all good

Ill bother ya soon

I don't doubt it.
U actually made me laugh

Dude, honestly, if I'm bothering ya, let me know:)


(10 minutes later...)

Keep texting me, I'm bored right now.


All I can say is that I'd like to see ya and hopefully we can

I'm a good guy, as u know

Everytime you tell me you're a good guy I trust you a little less.

I'm a good guy:)

Minus one point.

Ahh, come on

Ok, I'm a fuckn douche bag:)


And you're one as well:)))

You're such a charmer.

U met me, u have you're impressions;)


Well, that settles it:) Hey, let me know when your not bored

You're not consistent with you (your) and (you're)


Ill sing a song for you if we meet

A song you wrote?

Yes, of course

Did you write it for me?

Yes and no:)

I am talented u know

Do you play guitar?

I play piano and key board

Really? I'm impressed. Do you own a keyboard?

I used to, I'm in process of buying one, a korg


Ya man, I hope u are impressed

I am. Musicianship is sexy.

Dude I'd love to play for ya

You mean piano right?

Hahaha, yes, lol, I honestly would, I am impress with you and think you're decent

You don't really know me.

Oh ya, true, does that mean that my default position should be negative?????:))))

Who am I do say?

Oh well, I choose to be positive about you, so there!!!

I don't know how to feel about you.

Well, makes sense, and I respect your you're doubt, lol
Just don't dismiss me;)

I'm waiting to hear piano.

Dude, u would make my month if I could meet you at the Chateau Laurier for drinks and then play u some tunes on the grand piano

Are you buying?

Ya man, I'd like that, for real

You're allowed to play their piano?

Ya, they have a couple in the long hallways

I can't tonight.

Yes, I know, lol, I'm not askn for this eve skinny

I actually don't think I can say no to that.

I'd like that dude, if you're really interested I'd take ya to dinner as well at the chateau:))

How would you dress?

Casual, zoes is a nice place but one can dress down for sure, I've done it

You don't like to dress up?

I do everyday, lol, and u???

I like to look my best.

U didn't the first nite I met ya, hahah

Well, if we go to chateau, I'd follow you're lead, I don't mind lookn my best skinny

Different situation.

Actually, u looked awesome

I know I did.

I agree

Got any pictures of you dressed up?

I don't, but I look good

How can I believe you?

hahah, why wouldn't u, its me

That's exactly why. Haha.

Haha, dude, you're too funny, and cute

I am.

Oh I know, very cute dude

Would it bother you if I told you that the main thing that attracts me to you is that you're attracted to me?

Dude, I am attracted to you, when I met you, I liked u, u were cool and fun bro, and of course I'm not offended, what u said made me feel good man

You fascinate me.

U sarcastic bastard

It's true! You always spin a negative into a positive.

Thanks man

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

I'm An Ordinary Man (My Fair Lady)

I've noticed that every attractive gay man I meet in this city is coupled with another very attractive gay man. I asked my gal pal why this is. She replied that because there are so few good looking gay men in Ottawa they get snatched up really quickly. This makes sense. Does that make me ugly?