Tuesday, March 06, 2007
I'm An Ordinary Man (My Fair Lady)
I've noticed that every attractive gay man I meet in this city is coupled with another very attractive gay man. I asked my gal pal why this is. She replied that because there are so few good looking gay men in Ottawa they get snatched up really quickly. This makes sense. Does that make me ugly?
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of course not, loser. It means you arrived too late in Ottawa, and you'll be getting out soon. So good looking you will hook it up in the next city. A good city.
I can wear a prosthetic package and take steroids. u could move here and maybe we can parade around in the east village, making everyone jealous. then when all the hotties with boyfriends see you're taken by another stylish hottie, they'll get jealous and you'll get snatched up in no time.
don't u just love the way i think?
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