Upon returning home I found myself disappointed because it was still quite early, and I had the night off, plus tomorrow morning and afternoon off (which NEVER happens), and I didn't want to waste an opportunity. Especially not when I was looking so good. Since none of the people I like were available to go out, and I don't have the courage to hit the clubs on my own, I decided to go online again. Not looking for love. Looking to get it on and get off.
Things I like:
Finding someone cute who is Lebanese like me
Finding a 32 year old lover in my neighbourhood
Finding a Leb with the largest organ I've ever seen in person
Telling people that I don't have sex, while we're naked
Watching The Golden Girls naked afterwards
Things I don't like:
People practically begging me to go all the way
Rough kissers who don't match my kissing style
Bikini briefs
Taking a vow of celibacy and then breaking it less than two weeks later (the abstinence starts tomorrow!)
Finding out the person I just came on is friends with my father
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4 comments:
Your recent blog post(s) have the potential to make a really funny one man show. GO TO IT! Now life really begins...
good times. noodle salad.
saying you'll become celibate always has the reverse effect - especially if you actually mean it.
i think bedroom prince is right.
i think his idea to make a blog collective play is also a good idea. all the world's a stage.
try stand up in ottawa anyway! if they don't laugh you can just blame it on the fact that they're from ottawa. and i am so down with this collective blog play idea.
K. So Ottawa sucks. You need better friends. Not stranger friends. Pretty much you need me. I'm Lebanese and I don't know your dad (except that we're related being Lebanese and all--he's my 6th cousin once removed and my great uncle). I won't pressure you to have sex (though I sometimes like rough kisses) and I'll always be down with Golden Girls and nudity. Will there be nudity in the collective blog play?
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