Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Disappear (The Secret Garden)

Being a closeted homo only to his father, and up until recently, entire family, I have become an expert in how to do all the dirty little things you want to do online (porn, blogging, what have you) without getting caught. All you have to do is delete your browsing history. Just go to tools, click option and delete history. Plain, simple, easy. It deletes any record of the addresses you've visited online from that skinny long rectangle where you type in addresses (what's it called?) Anyway, I do it everytime I use to computer. I don't need no one getting all up in my bid-niz. Have you blog address saved in your favourites? If you don't want someone to accidentally read it, get rid of it.

4 comments:

Warrior Princesse Alathariel said...

thanks, you're clever. but won't they be suspicious or angry if i erase their history? maybe they wanted it!

skinny-rabbit said...

my family doesn't notice these things.

artsmonkey said...

you're just full of advice these days, aren't you?

The ArtofBeingMe said...

i became a clever user of the 'delete history' button when i began my curios quest into the dirty wolrd of the internet when i was 17. It's a gem.