Saturday, January 03, 2009
Everyone Has AIDS (Lease)
For my Christmas present to myself, I went to get my very first STD test. Before going in I tried to figure out who all my sexual partners were and I realized I've had many more than I realized. Twenty sexual partners, seventeen of them went down on me, nine of whom I reciprocated, and I engaged in anal penetration with none of the above. I'm currently awaiting the results. I'm quite eager, even though I was told in the pre-test interview that my situation is low risk. I was giggling in my head the whole time thinking of Sarah Silverman. How long do these things usually take?
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2 comments:
"Ms. Silverman, are you TRYING to get AIDS?"
Bahahahahahaha.
Also, love that your blog title is from Lease. I chuckled.
They can take up to three months before they freak you out by saying "you have a misshapen uterus. It doesn't NECESSARILY mean cancer." Does it POSSIBLY MEAN CANCER??? But then you find out it was just a short term yeast infection that can inflame the uterus.
I'm sure that won't happen to you.
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